Friday, June 19, 2009

Dancing With TamiGuru

One of my co-workers just wanted to throw down with me.

That's right.

She stepped up to Blondzilla and wanted to dance. I let her know immediately that I've been taking cardio kickboxing classes.

She threw her head back and laughed.

The gall of that woman!

So I grapevined over to her and gave her three quick air punches, to tempo, right in front of her face.

"Did you just grapevine me?" she said, visibly frightened.

"That's right, bitch," I replied, while doing the boxer shuffle and air punching a bag.

She was so intimidated she bent over in fear and covered her face to muffle her sobs.

I don't think TamiGuru will be messing with me again anytime soon.




34 comments:

  1. All this time, I thought you could do all that with just "the look"...

    (I bet you can)

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  2. BLACKBELT!

    But then I bet you have an assortment of belts! AHAHAHAHA!

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  3. I may have to reconsider my long time method of flinging office supplies at co-workers. Sounds like you may have come up with something better.

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  4. "Did you just grapevine me?"

    Omg! You're are too funny! LMAO!

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  5. I've always wondered how you could incorporate the grapevine into daily life...

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  6. There is a grapevine application for every event.

    I grapevine to the printer and clap, and then grapevine back to my desk and clap. 10 times

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  7. And then you tripped over a chair leg walking back to your office?

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  8. All of this muscle I've put on has made me graceful and cat-like, thank you.

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  9. This post made my baseball game blow right out of my nose...'gasp'

    You won't grapevine me, will you?

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  10. OMG - I meant my baseball game BEER!! BEER! I BLEW BEER out of my nose.

    Gaaaaahhhhhh!!!

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  11. Next time just pop it, lock it, polka dot it. LMAO.

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  12. It's a good thing I'm not your co-worker... It's been a long time since I took kickboxing - I'm doing the Zumba thing now - along with step. So, I'd come back at you with a mean Cumbia and a Repeater Rocking Horse... no one can survive that!!!

    LMAO this was hysterical... the grapevine visual almost made me pee my pants!!!!

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  13. A repeater rocking horse? You just took me to school. Dayummm.

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  14. grapevine...you did the electric slide and it scared her? wuss

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  15. excellent.

    you would'a effed that bitch up anyway.

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  16. Um, by any chance was she maybe bent over in a laughing fit?

    What?

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  17. Grapevine to a kettlebell overhead throw... If you can?

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  18. You you wear a cape too! All superwomen need a cape :-)

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  19. Hi Mandy,
    Short, sweet and so beautiful.
    :) :) :)
    Sincerely,
    Richard

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  20. You didn't through a little step ball change action in there? Shame.

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  21. Ha! And don't even let that bitch taste your verbal judo skills...

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  22. hahahahaha!!! hahahahaha!!! and HA!

    I'm cracking up over here.

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  23. I find spitting at my opponents also seems to intimidate them.

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  24. "I am a bad ass"

    bahahaha. *siiigh*. That's almost better than the 24 oz of coffee sitting on my desk.

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  25. She did NOT know who she was messin' with! She's lucky you only grapevined her. It could've been so much worse. You let her off easy.

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  26. Rocking Kick Ass chick!!! Stay back all those little girls should step off if they are less 5 9' and feet tall and a shoe size smaller than a 41.

    I love the image of you kicking a co workers ass right IN the office. I usually told them to meet me at the bike rack at 3:30.

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  27. Forgive the above comment and it's bad grammar.

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  28. hahahah great post. Made me laugh. You look too cute to be grapevining anywhere... i think that's what made the post for me LOL :)

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  29. Hey, Mandy . . . I am posting this on an old post, because . . . well, because I didn't know how else to get in touch with you to give you my facebook address in case you wanted to add me . . . it's facebook.com/caroclew . . .

    What are you having, by the way?

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